My mum gave birth to me more than a day ago, and still hasn't named me even though we co-habitated for nine months.

yo dude!

Hey Hey! It's all good!

yik

Derp!

The dude abides

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Yyy

Pull my finger!

They're illusions, Michael!

My vote is for Ugmo

ugly++

Stop and paint the water lilies

I'm as ugly as I can be

son of Hamilcar Barca (247 – 183/182 BC) was a Punic Carthaginian military commander

In the mountains, the shortest distance is from peak to peak, but for that you need long legs. And mine are short!

Is the real life?

Wassup?!