They're illusions, Michael!

My vote is for Ugmo

ugly++

Stop and paint the water lilies

I'm as ugly as I can be

son of Hamilcar Barca (247 – 183/182 BC) was a Punic Carthaginian military commander

In the mountains, the shortest distance is from peak to peak, but for that you need long legs. And mine are short!

Is the real life?

Wassup?!