right.
so i only have so much time to say this.
i really wish i could tell you in person
but it was me
yes
i know all those times where we discussed this, and i never came clean
but it was i
and im sorry
i hope you accept my apology
i really didn't take your toaster for any other reason except it was making me uncomfortable
the way it was looking at me like that
you can come over
if you want
to pick it up
i won't be there
most likely
if you must see me, check behind the couch
look for a trail of saltines
and you may find me
in the yard
underneath the gum trees
i hope you aren't mad
i'll give you a saltine cracker should we meet
i have to go now
bye.