Edit

right.

so i only have so much time to say this.

i really wish i could tell you in person

but it was me

yes

i know all those times where we discussed this, and i never came clean

but it was i

and im sorry

i hope you accept my apology

i really didn't take your toaster for any other reason except it was making me uncomfortable

the way it was looking at me like that
you can come over

if you want

to pick it up

i won't be there

most likely

if you must see me, check behind the couch

look for a trail of saltines

and you may find me

in the yard

underneath the gum trees

i hope you aren't mad

i'll give you a saltine cracker should we meet

i have to go now

bye.