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quac quac

BANANA! BANANA!

ed

You are good

Hi

Oh yeah!!

Hey handsome

I have crippling depression

Yo Yo Noobies

Christmas Basket? I saw that one a month ago.

Actually, that's in the Holocene calendar. You dudes are using the Gregorian calendar.

Crazy, Kurzgesagt. I will be 10,008 years old in that year.

No, it's just 2017!

See you in 12,017!

kk

Bruuuuuuh

drink

ewaf

Doo that thing!

Hello I"m a dude

"Dude."

"Dude."

"Dude."

I hate my life

Lalalalala

KILLERninja

fuck yourself

dwag

Agnus is anus

shake it off with abhishek

Fucking do it

You can't win me over

K? K what? K the letter before L, the letter after J? Did you know that in JK, K stands for “Kidding”. So your reply is “Kidding?” Or K as in Potassium? Do you need some Special K breakfast? K, as in I can K/O you? Can I knock you out and feed you to hungry sharks? Sharks has a K in it.

Brooo

b

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Hello, World!!

e

blop

Hi

I'll have 2 number 9's a number nine large, two number 45's one with cheese, a large number 9 with extra dip, and a large soda! Get that?!

Player man, cause I can.

Hola, soy Nigga. No se ofendan por ser negro :)

I love you kid, even if nobody loved me.

Supportive Man

Hiiiii

Heello

Heello

holla

Spread the news, IDFB 2 is coming in 13 hours!

Hey there

Le Chanse

Hey ho!

Hey dudes!

Yo man

Howdy

Hi, I'm Scott Huffman. I lead Engineering for the Google Assistant.

Thanks Mario. I'm excited to show you Google Home.

Hello. I'm Mario. And I lead our product management group within hardware.

Hi, I'm Adrienne. I lead VR partnerships for Daydream.

Hi I'm Clay. I lead the virtual working on.

Hi, I'm Sabrina, and I work with Brian on the Pixel Product.

Hi, I'm Brian, I lead the software product management team.

Happy Dude, that place doesn't exist!

Hi! It's an honor to be here for the first time.

Do you wish to look as happy as me? Well, you've got the power inside you right now. So, use it, and send one dollar to Happy Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace

Thank you for being here. We have a lot of people watching all over the world today.

fun

Stay tuned and check back soon! teatimewithtayla.com

j

I hate my life

fuck

Deo Volente

OOPS .. Sorry

Come with me, we'll go and see a place called Candied Island!

i am a dudeman

kill me pls

Suave

build wall lol

Go away Donald.

What's up, Keemstar-to-the-right-of-me?

See that nigger to next to me? That's Alex. Alex is a stupid nigger.